...that me and D did this weekend

1. I pulled down a laurel tree branch so he could retreive a leaf that he particularly fancied

2. I played 'Jingle Bells' in a raspberry stylee on his belly

3. He finally managed to make a farting noise with his hand under his arm

4. We relaxed on a tyre swing

5. We made pancakes for breakfast. I had jam on mine, he had sugar and squirty cream

6. We hammered little nails into a block of wood as part of a little do-it-yourself arty thingy.

7. We bought a Christmas prezzy for his mam

8. Gave him boxing practice against my upright hand (he hurts now 8|)

9. Taught him to use Excel (he typed in all the numbers from 1 to 100, I didn't have the heart to show him the drag function just yet)

10. Sat on some doorway steps overlooking Diss marketplace eating chips